Operation Mothers' Day

Date: May 14, 2006 aka. Mothers' Day
Time: 1700 UTC
After attending church and praying for his safety that he might be able to get his report to where it could help save mankind, Comrade Aaron went to a local Olive Garden believed to be a regional Olive Lovers headquarters. It was to appear as an innocent Mothers' Day luncheon. This appearance was secure because of the fact that his own parents and siblings are olive lovers. Upon successfully making it past the Olive Garden personell at the main entrance, this is what Comrade Aaron discovered...
The Olive Garden, Eastern US Olive Lovers' HQ.
A device they have you take to your car. It is remotely controlled and has a somewhat hypnotic effect when it goes off. Comrade Aaron was nearly compelled by it to reveal that he was an AOB agent and official.
Brother Joel is greatly addicted to OL-6. The effects are more obvious in him than any other olive lovers observed causing total insanity.
Father Bob is constantly tired and sluggish due to the way OL-6 has effected his system.
Mother Nancy appears the most normal.
Brother Nathan was unable to hold still enough for a picture until the food came and he knew that by taking a moment to pose he could have massive ammounts of olives and through them OL-6.
Comrade Aaron, forced for years to watch his family become the mindless slaves of olives, he finally vowed to help save mankind. At the time of this picture he was successfully looking a little foolish and out of it so as to blend in with the olive lovers all around him. He had the picture taken so his family wouldn't supect anything of him taking their pictures too.
An assortment of primitive hand weapons provided wrapped in an innocent looking ccloth napkin to all olive lovers who are let into Olive Garden.
Comrade Aaron's drink. He ordered cranberry juice, but recieved this. Being master of colorless and odorless poisons, he should have known better, but the OL-6 in the Olive Garden air was getting to him, and he drank a few glasses full. It turned out to be laced with OL-6. It took him a full week to recover from it despite the very small quantity.
All the food was filled with disgusting ammounts of olives.

Salad with olives.
Pepperoni pizza with olives.
Comrade Aarons shrimp dish, which upon careful examination was found to have large numbers of clices olives hidden under tha first layer.
Comrade Aaron took home samples of various Olive Garden substance on the pretense of not being able to eat any more of such good food. Upon arriving home and taking some time to recover he sent the samples to Dr. Canada for analysis.
The after dinner candy everyone was given. Upon examination it was found to be stamped with "Andes". Perhaps there is an operation formerly unknown in the Andes Mountains of South America. This seems likely since they are obviously providing Olive Garden with supplies.
After recovering from the OL-6 he had been exposed to, Comrade Aaron killed half a score of olives in front of captive olive lovers as an example of what would happen to them if they didn't talk more.

World, be warned of the danger of olives!

All power and glory to the AOB!