Deeper Conspiracies?

You've heard right. The Olive Garden problem goes even deeper than it first appeared. They are but the most blantly olive promoting group. Others work with them though under the power and corruption of Darden Restaurants. Darden Restaurants openly has over 1,400 bases in the US of A, housing an army of over 150,000 olive promoters, and that is just what is availible for olive lover and purger alike to see at http://www.darden.com/. The banner above is proudly displayed on their site. Through various connections of their subcorporations, they are known to be connected with olive lover factions in Italy, Spain, Portugal, France, Mexico, Chile, and various South American countries. Beware the new threat! Help us rid the world of this newly evident scourge and save mankind from olives!

All Power and Glory to the AOB!