Aha! It all make sense now. The web is complete. Our special Ops teams have just revealed that Lark Corp *is* the world's head olive faction. It owns Darden Restaurants, and through Darden has it's links to the olive factions throughout the rest of the world. Agent Delta and all the rest of the AOB contacts I know must be warned immediately!
"All glory and power to the AOB!"
Comrade Aaron, signing out.
21 comments:
Ha! We've found you! And now you're using someone elses logo and altering it!
Actually, you haven't found me, and an olive lover altered the logo. vale!
Nyaaaaaaaaaa! (guess who)
Anan the Predictable.
Oh no, it's Anan the Predictable times twoooo!!!
*person beside me has heart attack*
Are you aware that today in a BABY BOOK I saw olives presented as something normal and evironmentally safe? What sort of evil is that? Brainwashing BABIES!!! The low scum!!!
Shame on them! That's almost as bad as stealing socks!
Or wearing socks for that matter!
Why do I have to type the letters I see every time I comment? It's kinda annoying...
The letters are so we don't have spam-bots commenting on the AOB blog.
How about on your blog? Is it so popular that even the evil spam botmatics know it's wherabouts?
Hey dudes, I'm a member... can I join your blog? I even got a stupid blogger name!!
They don't appear to be reading their comments... Since Aaron left it appears everyone died or something.
Rachel D.: Hmm... I sent you an inveite... I'll try again though. <_<
Anna: Yes, I left and the world died. :P
*DIES LAUGHING*
*revives*
you can't get rid of me that easy....... o_0
Drat! Oh well. It tried at least. Hey Seth, Rae's back.
Aaron N: In Honor of your birthday I will have a cream cheese and chopped green olive snack this afternoon. Happy Birthday!!! Please feel free to say better me than you -- I'll wholeheartedly agree :-)
Psssssst… http://www.olives.com/.
Ok Aaron, you really need to post anouther article. I mean, you haven't posted since June. And you need to put a link onto your new site. Advertising works, man. And Lark Corp. will definately take over unless you write oftener.
How about you like write something on how to reconize if someone has been poisoned by olives. And maybe a paragraph on how to protect yourself from olive-sympathizers. And the best way to pick around olives when you are at a fancy dinner without appearing to be rude. Just some thoughts. I could write MORE you know...
Colin... The name rings a bell... should I know you? Or maybe I just saw you comment on somebody's blog..
he's, er, been on my blog a few times. I really dsidn't mean to pawn him off on you.......... really really really...... btw, he smokes olive-rettes........
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